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He's my apocalypse boo.
KILL ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH ZOMBIES.
The Facebook-a-sphere has been alluding to 10K+Cassandra=canon ship. This makes me the opposite of happy. And before you get all, "She just doesn't want him to be in a ship because that means that she can't have him"-y, I give unto you an example:
Dean and Jo. Before Cas came about, I was a Dean girl. And yet, I could look past my feels for Dean and wish him something better. Something blonde and Jo named. I want what is best for these people, even if it circumvents my own interests.
Now, I give unto you some of the reasons this 10K-Cassandra ship is a horrible idea.
1. Cassandra is a cannibal. She has eaten people bacon. People bacon.
2. Cassandra is a whore. She has had sex for money and the people bacon.
3. The age difference. We don't really know how old they are, but I'm assuming 10K is about 16-17, and Cassandra is at least 23. Any doing of the do would be a felony.
4. 10K is nice. Cassandra is not.
5. Cassandra is stoopid. No zombie is gonna try and fix your blanket. Idjit.
6. 10K can do better.
7. 10K deserves better than Cassandra von PeopleBacon.
8. Cassandra stayed in the cult. Yeah, she left eventually, but she should have left the second she found out what was going on.
9. Cassandra already has a taste for human flesh. Can you imagine how dangerous a Z that would make?
10. Cassandra is very closed off. No way you can be in an open and honest relationship like that.
11. What would the ship name even be? CassandK? #NOPE
12. I want a girl for 10K who could take him in a fight. And possibly win. Cassandra is wimpy.
13. Someone's dying next ep. My money is on People Bacon. For literary reasons, development of plot, and blah blah blah. Why ship the Titanic?
I really think Cassandra is gonna die. I do. They won't kill off Citizen Z, Mack or Addy; Murphy is kinda the point of the show; Charlie is the leader, and they came this close to killing off Roberta last ep. 10K would be really hard to kill, and they killed one dog already. That leaves Cassandra. Sorry, not sorry.
We'll see what happens Friday. *crosses fingers and hope she dies*
I'm sorry to say this but Cassandra didn't want to,Tobias made her and if they want to make 10k and Cassandra an item they can cuz a lot of people ship them. Plus when nat was on after buzz he said he taught he made it obvious he liked her,and when pisay was on she said she wants to what happens between her character and nat's because everyone had someone except them to.
ReplyDeleteIm not a lonely grown women but the fact that you used that made me laugh. Im 13 and i still think cassandra and 10k should be together,also my friends agree that they should but my sister who's 22 is also agreeing they should.now im not saying cassandra didn't eat humans or isn't older than 10k but many people in history dated people younger and older than them,and like you i don't think that's right but if two people love each other then it doesn't matter.
ReplyDeleteBoy you must have eaten your words when Charlie died... I'm not shipping them, but I'm very into the idea of a close brother/sister kind of friendship... Huess we'll see if they even survive the bombs...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was NOT happy when Charlie died. I would be good with a brother-sister relationship too.
DeleteBoy you must have eaten your words when Charlie died... I'm not shipping them, but I'm very into the idea of a close brother/sister kind of friendship... Huess we'll see if they even survive the bombs...
ReplyDeleteIt's alright girl, you aint alone on this boat. I don't really ship them too and yeah I do think they are better off in the brother-sister type of relationship. Thank you for the post. At least I'm not alone AAHAHA. Man, I love 10K. :')
ReplyDeleteIt's alright girl, you aint alone on this boat. I don't really ship them too and yeah I do think they are better off in the brother-sister type of relationship. Thank you for the post. At least I'm not alone AAHAHA. Man, I love 10K. :')
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